found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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