I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You pole danced in your parka.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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