In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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