She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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