On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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