S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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