What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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