Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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