Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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