I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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