Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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