This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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