This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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