i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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