I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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