Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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