I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You made out with two different species that night
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
