super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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