i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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