we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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