im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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