There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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