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Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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