just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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