You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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