if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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