Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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