she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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