did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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