In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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