I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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