Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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