we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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