Me too!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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