I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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