WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
