Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
