you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
