whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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