About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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