you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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