On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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