If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
why do cheetos always look like penises
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".