Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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