So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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