I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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