Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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