You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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