How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
