I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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