Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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