Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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