If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
