You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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