i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
