Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Randomize
