I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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