some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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