69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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